Ok ladies...are you willing to fess up and share? I guess I will have to give mine first, so here goes!

It happened right after my college graduation. We had a HUGE graduation, and it was held in a local coliseum. Anyway, our caps and gowns were rented from the university, and had to be returned right after. They had stations set up in the huge basement of this place where you could go and turn in your cap and gown (listed by last name.) There were probably about 2-3 thousand people down there. So, it's my turn and I go to take off my cap and gown (mind you, many people crammed in like sardines around me). I unzip the gown and proceed to take it off. Funny thing was, I felt a draft.:oops: You guessed it, I not only unzipped my gown, I also managed to unzip my outfit in the process. :sad5: So there I was standing in front of many, many people with my outfit unzipped and my boobs exposed to everyone. Of course, my best friend was laughing her a** off at me!! Totally embarrassing. :haha:

So, who else is going to join me and share?

LOL Did anyone see besides your friend? Yikes!

I get embarrassed on an almost daily basis, so nothing is sticking out for me at the moment.

Many people saw me! There was a hot guy taking the gowns from everyone and he surely got an eyeful...there was lots of laughing around!

oh boy...I can't believe I'm doing this...:oops: I went to El Salvador and as many of you know I was a bit eccentric as a teenager...anyway...I had my period (I don't wear tampons, just pads..this will make sense at the end) and decided to go swimming, but I refused to put on a bathing suit so I wore a pair of my dad's shorts and a big t shirt. The waves were really bad, so I decided to get out. My pad had somehow slipped through the leg holes and was now peeking out on the back of my leg. NOBODY SAID ANYTHING!! I walked for :censored: 15 minutes!! :oops: Until my sister finally screamed out "I can see you rag, Myra!"...I just about died!! It was the worst!!

I haven't been IRDing in ages... and this is the first thing I reply to???

Here's my story:

I had a big crush on a guy pretty much the whole time I was in college. I met him when I was a freshman and he was a junior. It never really went anywhere and he just ended up being a friend I didn't hang out with much -- things were pretty much on his terms.

When I was a junior and he had graduated but was still working in town, we bumped into each other and he asked what I was doing that night. I had to attend a dance recital for my criticism and review class, so he asked if he could come with me. I said sure, and we met up that night, but it really wasn't a big deal. I had to pay attention and take notes, and I had a boyfriend at the time, anyway.

But during intermission, he turned to me and asks, "So what do you think of us?"

I'm thinking,"I have a boyfriend.... All my dreams are coming true...."

But I say, "What about us?"

And it turns out, since we were both big fans of Peter Gabriel, he was asking me how I liked the new album.:oops:

Oh well. At least I didn't throw my arms around him and say that of course I'd marry him!!!

:haha: Becky...

Ok, my worst, most embarrassing moment is when Chris and I first started dating and we went to a club, they were having a stipping contest... yes, you can see where this is headed.
So, they talked me into it, but I told them they would have to get me smashed first. So, finally after them telling me that "no one will see you ever again" I did it, I started to take off my top and then reality set in. I stopped immediately.
A year later, Chris and I were married and I was at one of his ballgames, one of his soldiers came up to me and said,"hey, I remember you..." and proceeded to tell me that he was there that night, yadda yadda yadda... Sgt. Miller's wife was in a stripping contest. :oops: :haha:

wow i think the most embarising moment i've had was i went thru the drive thru at the bank and when they sent the money out to me i took the whole plastic container i didn't realize it til i went to go to the store and went OMG where is my money then i looked next to me... I was to ashamed to bring it back i made BF do it i haven't been back to that particlar branch since

Ok, most embarrassing moment-

I was a bridesmaid in a wedding and had quite a few :drinkalot: and was feeling pretty darn good when I had to go the bathroom.....well I went and came out and returned to my seat to be informed that I had just walked out of the bathroom and across the dance floor to my seat w/ my dress tucked into my underwear! ACK!!!!! So yes everyone saw my bum and pink underwear!! Very embarrassing...:oops:

wow i think the most embarising moment i've had was i went thru the drive thru at the bank and when they sent the money out to me i took the whole plastic container i didn't realize it til i went to go to the store and went OMG where is my money then i looked next to me... I was to ashamed to bring it back i made BF do it i haven't been back to that particlar branch since

OMG - ROFL!!! These are all funny, but Amy, yours made me laugh out loud so hard I woke up DH! I know that I have a million of my own embarrassing moments, but I can't think of a single one right now!!! Figures.

Ok, most embarrassing moment-

I was a bridesmaid in a wedding and had quite a few :drinkalot: and was feeling pretty darn good when I had to go the bathroom.....well I went and came out and returned to my seat to be informed that I had just walked out of the bathroom and across the dance floor to my seat w/ my dress tucked into my underwear! ACK!!!!! So yes everyone saw my bum and pink underwear!! Very embarrassing...:oops:

:rolling: that's pretty bad. Was it a thong? :haha:

I can't beleive I am going to reply to this one...so Parker was 3 months old, and I had a stuffed back from not only sleeping on the couch at night but holding him 24 hours a day, you know what that is like.

Anyway it was the day of the playgroup Christmas function with Santa Claus, so I was getting everyone ready and my back gave way, I felt each muscle just go stiff, and it really hurt, it was getting more tense by the second, so I thought I will have a shower, by this time it just sort of hurt, I thought the hot water would untense it, so Parker was asleep on the couch, so I thought he would be OK there for minute, Cooper came with me, and I was so tight by this time I got my shirt off just but couldn't get my bra or undies off so I stayed under the hot water for a couple of minutes and it was getting worse, and I started thinking, what if it isn't muscle pain, what if it is my heard or something and Parker is on the couch and he could suffocate before someone found me so bent over I got to the couch put Parker on the floor and Cooper got me the phone and I rang Dan and he came home, he called my mum and she came soon after, while this was happenning I called health direct these are people who tell you what to do in these situations (did I now mention I was on all fours and could not move) and they called an ambulance.

So here is the embarassing bit, I am on all fours in my wet undies and bras and I can not move, Dan covered me up LOL, and the ambulance drivers gave me some mean medications and carted me away to the hospital, scans and xrays showed nothing abnormalm they think it was the constant holding of Parker that put it out of whack I had to have valium for 3 days to relax the muscles, so I had to pump and throw away the milk, and I felt on cloud nine. Best sleep I have had since having Parker LOL I still have a bad back but get massages or physio every 2 weeks otherwise the pain starts coming back and I don't want this to happen again.

I can't beleive I am going to reply to this one...so Parker was 3 months old, and I had a stuffed back from not only sleeping on the couch at night but holding him 24 hours a day, you know what that is like.

Anyway it was the day of the playgroup Christmas function with Santa Claus, so I was getting everyone ready and my back gave way, I felt each muscle just go stiff, and it really hurt, it was getting more tense by the second, so I thought I will have a shower, by this time it just sort of hurt, I thought the hot water would untense it, so Parker was asleep on the couch, so I thought he would be OK there for minute, Cooper came with me, and I was so tight by this time I got my shirt off just but couldn't get my bra or undies off so I stayed under the hot water for a couple of minutes and it was getting worse, and I started thinking, what if it isn't muscle pain, what if it is my heard or something and Parker is on the couch and he could suffocate before someone found me so bent over I got to the couch put Parker on the floor and Cooper got me the phone and I rang Dan and he came home, he called my mum and she came soon after, while this was happenning I called health direct these are people who tell you what to do in these situations (did I now mention I was on all fours and could not move) and they called an ambulance.

So here is the embarassing bit, I am on all fours in my wet undies and bras and I can not move, Dan covered me up LOL, and the ambulance drivers gave me some mean medications and carted me away to the hospital, scans and xrays showed nothing abnormalm they think it was the constant holding of Parker that put it out of whack I had to have valium for 3 days to relax the muscles, so I had to pump and throw away the milk, and I felt on cloud nine. Best sleep I have had since having Parker LOL I still have a bad back but get massages or physio every 2 weeks otherwise the pain starts coming back and I don't want this to happen again.

OMG.... :rolling: you poor thing. That is very embarrassing. :haha:

ROFL Scarlet....ok you win the award!

Em- no it was not a thong....thank god....cute little pink undies...everyone got a nice look at my tush and a real good laugh....thank goodness it was pre-baby....that was a much nicer a**! Still have not lived that down!:oops:

ROFL Scarlet....ok you win the award!

Em- no it was not a thong....thank god....cute little pink undies...everyone got a nice look at my tush and a real good laugh....thank goodness it was pre-baby....that was a much nicer a**! Still have not lived that down!:oops:



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Rach, that is pretty embarassing, it sounds like something out of a comedy flick!

Sadly, I have too many moments but the one I can think of right now is really pretty embarassing, at least to me. It was the night DH and I first consumated our relationship. Afterwards we were just laying there talking and I let out this HUGE fart! OMG I thought I was going to die, I never even farted in front of my boyfriends ever before that. He was trying not to laugh hysterically and I was like "Go away!" (when really he probably should have been telling me that). Oh God, that was embarassing. DH will never let me forget it but wisely doesn't bring it up too often.

I can't believe I just wrote that.

Rach, that is pretty embarassing, it sounds like something out of a comedy flick!

Sadly, I have too many moments but the one I can think of right now is really pretty embarassing, at least to me. It was the night DH and I first consumated our relationship. Afterwards we were just laying there talking and I let out this HUGE fart! OMG I thought I was going to die, I never even farted in front of my boyfriends ever before that. He was trying not to laugh hysterically and I was like "Go away!" (when really he probably should have been telling me that). Oh God, that was embarassing. DH will never let me forget it but wisely doesn't bring it up too often.

I can't believe I just wrote that.


OMG... :rolling: that is pretty bad. :haha:

I can't beleive I am going to reply to this one...so Parker was 3 months old, and I had a stuffed back from not only sleeping on the couch at night but holding him 24 hours a day, you know what that is like.

Anyway it was the day of the playgroup Christmas function with Santa Claus, so I was getting everyone ready and my back gave way, I felt each muscle just go stiff, and it really hurt, it was getting more tense by the second, so I thought I will have a shower, by this time it just sort of hurt, I thought the hot water would untense it, so Parker was asleep on the couch, so I thought he would be OK there for minute, Cooper came with me, and I was so tight by this time I got my shirt off just but couldn't get my bra or undies off so I stayed under the hot water for a couple of minutes and it was getting worse, and I started thinking, what if it isn't muscle pain, what if it is my heard or something and Parker is on the couch and he could suffocate before someone found me so bent over I got to the couch put Parker on the floor and Cooper got me the phone and I rang Dan and he came home, he called my mum and she came soon after, while this was happenning I called health direct these are people who tell you what to do in these situations (did I now mention I was on all fours and could not move) and they called an ambulance.

So here is the embarassing bit, I am on all fours in my wet undies and bras and I can not move, Dan covered me up LOL, and the ambulance drivers gave me some mean medications and carted me away to the hospital, scans and xrays showed nothing abnormalm they think it was the constant holding of Parker that put it out of whack I had to have valium for 3 days to relax the muscles, so I had to pump and throw away the milk, and I felt on cloud nine. Best sleep I have had since having Parker LOL I still have a bad back but get massages or physio every 2 weeks otherwise the pain starts coming back and I don't want this to happen again.


Rach that is the funiest thing i have heard in a while LOL im sory for laughing at your pain but you have truely cheered me up i have teqars streaming down my face from laughing

I have to ask was they hot looking ambo men if so that makes it even worse :haha:

:hug: hugs aswell but you poor thing

Stephanie ROFLMAO.......that is hysterical!!!!:haha:

Rach, that is pretty embarassing, it sounds like something out of a comedy flick!

Sadly, I have too many moments but the one I can think of right now is really pretty embarassing, at least to me. It was the night DH and I first consumated our relationship. Afterwards we were just laying there talking and I let out this HUGE fart! OMG I thought I was going to die, I never even farted in front of my boyfriends ever before that. He was trying not to laugh hysterically and I was like "Go away!" (when really he probably should have been telling me that). Oh God, that was embarassing. DH will never let me forget it but wisely doesn't bring it up too often.

I can't believe I just wrote that.

:rolling: OMG, Steph. I'm laughing so very hard at my desk right now I have tears! Gosh, I hope no one comes over to my office, they will for sure think I am a looney!!!

These are too funny. I can't really remember anything at this moment. I do remember one time in high school I was walking with my older boyfriend and all his cool friends and I feel down the stairs. I was carrying my books, and tripped on a stair, I didn't want my booksto fly all over the place and make the fall even more noticable to everyonoe so I just held them tight which made my fall even worse cause I didn't catch myself, plop right on my :censored: . Gosh, it was so embarrassing at the time (high school)

Rach that is the funiest thing i have heard in a while LOL im sory for laughing at your pain but you have truely cheered me up i have teqars streaming down my face from laughing

I have to ask was they hot looking ambo men if so that makes it even worse :haha:

:hug: hugs aswell but you poor thing

ROFL laugh at my pain, there was a woman and a man, and I am pretty sure that he wasn't hot LOL, but the drugs they gave took away all the embarrassment.

OMG, Rach. I just killed me. LOL LOL LOL :rolling:

I am somewhat comforted by the fact that Rachel's story seems to be winning the most embarassing award. Phew! Sorry Rach, I tried. I think it's probably the mental image we all have in our heads after reading your moment. It's just too easy to picture for some reason.

I am somewhat comforted by the fact that Rachel's story seems to be winning the most embarassing award. Phew! Sorry Rach, I tried. I think it's probably the mental image we all have in our heads after reading your moment. It's just too easy to picture for some reason.


oh no, hunny. You're not gonna get away that easily. Farting is a pretty much shoe in for a winner :haha:

I can't believe I'm going to admit this, but I think I can top Steph. LOL It's a bit TMI, so skip this post if you get offended easily. :evil4:

It's been a couple of months ago, but dh and I were getting intimate one night before bed. I had been a little gassy, but didn't want to go use the restroom right before we got busy. LOL My mistake. He went down on me and just as I climaxed, I farted...in his face! LMFAO! :rolling: I guess I should have been more embarrassed, but I absolutely could not stop laughing. I was surprised at how well he took it too. He didn't even get disgusted. OMG it was horrible. And yes, we still did the deed.

omg I just about fell of my chair :haha: :haha: YOU WIN MANDA!! LOL

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I can't even get near those !!!





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These are all to funny. But I have one. I was in about 6th grade and I hadn't started my periond yet. So there I was sitting in class and I had to go to the bathromm well completely unaware of what was going to happen when I got up. When I got up everyone started whispering quietly and when I finally got to the bathroom I found out what they were whispering about. I had started my period for the first ime and I was wearing white jeans:oops: . needless to say I went home that day and was so humiliated I didn't want to go back. Not only that but there was a boy I had a huge crush on that sat right behind me so he got a great few of my back side. Yeah that's what I wanted him to notice me for:oops: .

OMG Guys, I think you all top me BTW.
Lauren :hug: that was everyones worst nightmare.

My god lauren you poor girl that would have been the worst oh man i can eve laugh at that ifeel so bad for you

well steph i think everyone has been thru the fart in front of a guy thing for the 1st time

manda OMG i would have been mortified

poor girl starting her 1st period like that i am glad mine started after school